Local Cyclist Loves Signaling Turns Because Everyone Will Know Which Way is the Correct Way to Go
Judging by the firm outward thrust of the woman’s arm and the length of times she held the gestures, witnesses confirmed Wednesday that
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Bill Clinton Is Resting Up To Prepare the Sitting Upright at the Next Presidential Debate
Stating that the former commander-in-chief had his sights squarely set on next Sunday, spokespeople for the Hillary for America campaign informed reporters Wednesday
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Cat Jasper Locked in Internal Debates About If Rip the Head Off Smaller Creature or Not
ROCKVILLE, MD—Staring attentively at the potential prey while carefully weighing its best course of action, local cat Jasper was reportedly locked in an
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Step-by-step Guide of SpaceX Founder Elon Musk’s Plan To Human colonization of Mars
SpaceX founder Elon Musk continues to lay the groundwork to attempt the human colonization of Mars. STEP 1 Invent remaining 2,348 technologies needed
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Vice President Parked His 1981 Trans Am in the White House Driveway and Spend Afternoon Washing the Muscle Car
Joe Biden, Vice President, he parked his 1981 Trans Am in the White House driveway, removed his undershirt, and spent a leisurely afternoon
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Alexis Gil Pieces Together Timeline Of Her Boyfriend’s Past Relationships On the Trial of Zodiac Killer
Painstakingly sifting through multiple social media accounts as she cross-referenced a series of names, dates, and locations, area woman Alexis Gill, 28, reportedly
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Virginia Beach Locals Renamed Arena Will Always Be Verizon Wireless Amphitheater To Them
Defiantly refusing to call the concert venue by the current title appearing on its facade and in promotional materials, Virginia Beach locals confirmed
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How These Nations View the United States around The World ?
Great Britain Flabbergasted that Americans would allow such an important vote to be hijacked by nation’s most blowhard ultraconservatives Australia Doesn’t get to
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Donald Trump Relaxes After First Presidential Debate By Slipping Into Nice
Sighing contentedly as the evening’s stresses melted away, Donald Trump reportedly kicked back and relaxed after the first presidential debate Monday night by
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Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton’s Words During The First Presidential Debate
“I don’t believe she does have the stamina. To be president of this country, you need tremendous stamina.” -Donald Trump Stamina is
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